Five-thirds is a nod to the Kolmogorov -5/3 power law in turbulence, which shows that even a chaotic system behaves in an expected way—that there is beauty in chaos. Moanin’ Obukhov is the nom de plume of the author and is a nod to the Monin-Obukhov similarity theory (MOST) used extensively in boundary-layer meteorology. MOST describes universal relationships between non-dimensionalized fluid variables—that unique and complex things are still related in predictable ways. Moanin’ Obukhov was once a scientist. Maybe they still are. They like to write about current events, technology, science, and other cool topics.